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gayvampyr · 6 months ago

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asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

#like we are human beings who have to coexist. i don’t think it should be so much to ask for some courtesy #but some of you guys act like being asked to be civil to the people around you is like being asked to sever a body part #idk it’s just a respect thing. i’m not being very coherent right now but we have to act like we can share communal spaces!#abandon ethical egoism please 🙏

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euniexenoblade · 9 months ago

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YOU know him as the human pet guy, I know him as the "modern militaries need medieval armor cuz they reflect bullets" guy. We are NOT the same.

#thecybersmith #human pet guy #i think i'm funny

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raggedytiger · 1 year ago

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this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

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gampix · 6 months ago

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Guilt.

#human bill cipher #bill ci the triangle guy #bill cipher #handyman bill au #gravity falls au #gravity falls #gf fanart #artists on tumblr #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #tw blood #tfw u were an immortal triangle now ur a mortal human who has to confront your past #*slaps bill* this bad boy can fit so mucg trauma in him!#angst #the book of bill

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kodasea · 5 months ago

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Son of Gondor

#kodasea #art #own art #artists on tumblr #2022 art #procreate art #digital artwork #my fanart #lord of the rings #boromir #lord of the rings fanart #I get so emotional over this guy #There's a lot of reasons why Fellowship is my favorite of the movies and Boromir is chief among them #The desperation to save your people #The pressure of knowing you're the favorite of your weak and crumbling father #The one other guy in your company who is a human has no connection to your people and would rather do anything than go near your city #A city literally on the doorstep to hell #Anyway yeah I love this guy. So imperfect in all the right human ways

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1spooky2me · 6 months ago

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(TW: violence and blood)

Not good enough….

*Pork Soda by Glass Animals playin in the distance*

Part 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

PART 6

PART 7

TRAGEDY

DREAM OR NIGHTMARE

PART 8

#artwork #bill cipher gravity falls #bill ci the triangle guy #the book of bill #human bill cipher #bill cipher #gravity falls bill #billford #gravity falls stanford #stanford pines #gravity falls #tw violence #tw blood #mmm I love angst #gravity falls au #Fixer-UpperAU

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s0up1ta · 7 months ago

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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

#so they got heavily drunk and sung karaoke and 'one thing led to another' yeah mhm stanford pines i know what you are #they're so awful for each other i hate them so much #something about loving you like an alcohol addict idk #irls keep scrolling shh i'm okay dw #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #<- i accidentally twinkified him in this angle i swear his full design is neat this is my first time coloring human him 🙏#whoops #billford #the book of bill #book of bill #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #i'm so good at posting miscellaneous sketches and making them cohesive guys trust #s0up1tart

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staffs-secret-blog · 1 year ago

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#original post #twitter #human pet guy

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notherpuppet · 8 months ago

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Morning After

Part 2/4

Part 1 | Part 3

#my sister helped me color a page while I ate lunch #and she was like #‘WHY’D THAT GUY THROW A KNIFE AT HIM IS HE CRAZY’#and I was like #‘yeah’#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radioapple #my deer nanny #my doods #lucifer hazbin #alastor #appleradio #human au #human lucifer morningstar #human alastor

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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cornkernelle · 7 months ago

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During an intense art block I took a stab at a couple of canon characters from crk!

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keferon · 2 months ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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monowires · 2 years ago

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i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed

#johnny.txt #not fandom #trans rights are human rights #trans #transgender #angry birds #red angry birds #my guy ROASTED him

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monstersholygrail · 9 months ago

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Ghost bf craves more than anything to taste the nectar that gushes from your folds whenever he brings you to orgasm. The fact that he can’t ingest anything that’s not on his physical plane slowly brings him to feel as if he is dying all over again. Your essence so close and yet unreachable.

He refuses to give up, pumping load after load into your sloppy wet cunt. He grits his teeth, staring at the wet sheets under you in envy. The way they so easily soak up your glorious release. He doesn’t stop as he fucks his cock into you, watching you arch off the bed like a woman possessed.

His hand makes contact with your clit and you jolt, pleasurable goosebumps trailing down your legs. Your body seizes, exploding around his ghost cock just as he releases another hefty load inside of you.

Your bf doesn’t hesitate to slip out of you, leaving you to hiss at the faint stinging sensation. Your pussy fluttering closed now that his invisible length left you. His hands push against your soft thighs and you see them spreading wider in what appears to be all on their own.

A moan rips out of you, a much smaller pressure gliding between your puffy lips. Your ghost bf laps at your pussy, his spirit aching for just one taste of your sweetness.

“Wait…” you croak out, legs shaking. This being the umpteenth time he’s repeated this cycle, giving you an idea what of what he wants and is not getting.

When you don’t feel what you assume is his tongue a moment later, you weakly rise onto your elbows. Despite being spent, pleasure swirls in your gut as you watch his spectral-cum ooze out of you.

Reaching down you whimper at the sparks of over sensitivity as you move your fingers through your folds in small circles, mixing your release with his. Your breathing picks up, the sight more erotic than you can admit. But you can feel yourself growing wetter and you can only imagine your bfs smug expression.

“That should work, right?” You ask into your seemingly empty bedroom, not expecting an answer as always.

A moment later you feel that pressure return, a gasp escaping your lips. Your bf slowly licks at your combined cum. His own musk crashes into his tastebuds and for a moment that’s all he tastes. But then, as if the door to the afterlife has finally been opened he tastes the most heavenly flavor as it coats his tongue.

Ghost bf moans, the sound moving through the wind and sending a shiver up your spine. You chuckle lightly but you quickly choke on it as your bf returns full force, happily slobbering up every last drop of cum he can find. His cock already prepped to do this all again.

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silliestballbreakerfourteen100 · 1 year ago

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they all share one single thought!! so so silly

#fionna and cake #ice king #simon adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #fionna the human #finn mertens #finn the human #adventure time #guys they are always on my mind #theyre so so silly

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oyabun-draws · 1 month ago

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my lesbian werewolf oc >>>>>

#oc tag #maru #werewolf #lesbian #queer #blood tw #tw blood #original character #my art #mine #the story line here is that chand (the human) was going to be messed with and maru (the wolf)#was on the brink of tranforming bc of the full moon and happened upon chand and freaked out and mauled the guy #but is still trying not to fully turn #and chand is like wtf just happened but also maru just helped me so im not going to run away #this scene has just been rattling in my brain and this took me like forever to complete bc of all the details #but shes finally finished

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